APES ARE BACK IN TOWN

Hi music lovers. We're nicely refreshed after taking a year or so off to work on our tans, and we've got our FIRST SHOW SINCE 2013 coming up at the Crowbar on Thurs Feb 12 with Brisbane's legendary Dickensian-punk-future-sailors KNAW (playing their first show in over a DECADE!) and "France's" least-loved sons les Fancy Boys (playing their first gig in a couple of years). What a nostalgia fest! There won't be a dry eye in the house!

Seriously, though, we're still a relevant contemporary rock act, honest. We're just very lazy and don't all live in the same country. But we've got an astonishing THIRD ALBUM "in the can" (as they say in the industry) which should see the light of day some time this year (probably). Stay tuned!

SPRINGTIME BRIS-KRIEG!

 Hey pals, we've been very quiet of late, but we've got three awesome Brisbane shows coming up with some awesome bands and we're pretty goddamn excited. Be there x3!

PICK YOUR KING!

Hey kids. Plenty of exciting news to report! Here it is in numerical order -

1) We've got a brand new 5-song EP called PICK YOUR KING available now as a pay-whatever-the-hell-you-feel-like download from our bandcamp page. That's the cover right there. We're pretty damn happy with how it turned out. Go download it now. If you want it for free, that's cool. If you want to pay big bucks, that's even cooler.

2) Both our LPs - GRAVE CONSEQUENCES and KILLED BY DEAF are also now available as pay-what-u-want downloads on the bandcamp page. We may just be the most generous rock group in South East Queensland.

3) We're not going to be playing many shows in the near future, as Adam is moving to Jakarta for a while. Hopefully we'll do a run of QLD/NSW/VIC (and maybe other states) shows before the end of the year though. Stay tuned! 

4) You've still got one more chance to see us, however, on SATURDAY JUNE 8 at Fat Louie's. It's fundraiser for LADYFEST, it's free to get in, and VISCID, ALBION GOLD, and BOTTLECOCK are playing as well. Be there!

5) We'll be heading in to record our next full-length album THIS VERY WEEKEND with Donnie and Innez at NOWHERE AUDIO in scenic downtown West End. Exciting! It will almost certainly be the greatest LP since ELO's New World Record!

That about covers it. Stay punk/party on.

Your pals, Undead Apes

Total Attack vol.3

This Friday!
Fuck. Yes.
Powerpop in Punk's clothing?
Only one way to find out....

SWEET BABY!

 

Hey pals. We'll be doing a set of covers of Earth's greatest rock group SWEET BABY to raise some funds for TOTAL ATTACK 3 this Friday night (April 19). Last Chaos are covering Belgium's finest punks THE KIDS too. Should be a wonderful evening.

ABDOUJAPAROV

We'll be playing with (and in the case of John, IN) UK punk rockers ABDOUJAPAROV at Fat Louie's on Thursday March 28! It's FREE ENTRY, the next day's a holiday, and TINY SPIDERS and BMX RAY are on the bill as well. Outstanding!

RNR BBQ!

OFF!

We're pretty goddamn stoked to be playing with the mighty OFF! at the Zoo on Monday January 21! It's guaranteed to be the best Monday night of your whole year. Be there!

Nervous Breakdown

Apes vs Hymies

This split 7inch will be out Thursday through Tym Records
If you aren't already in the singles club you can still nab some of the extras through Tym Guitars but they do move quick!
We will have a few copies to sell at the Beetle Bar on Saturday night

Myopic Times

This weekend dudes!

Kneel before SPOD!

Hey pals. We've put together a star-studded lineup for our show at the Beetle Bar on Sat Nov 17:

Our excellent pal SPOD (playing his first Brisbane show in ages), PASTEL BLAZE, and HAPPY TIMES (debut show for new band from Chinese Burns/Hymies/Dangermen/etc dudes). Good times guaranteed!

(Facebook event)

Waiting Room Birthday!

Brisbane's finest venue THE WAITING ROOM is turning 1, and we're playing its birthday celebrations this Friday night (Oct 26) along with THE RATIONAL ACADEMY and TINY SPIDERS!

We'll be playing first so John "Hardest Working Man in Showbiz" Mercer can make it across town to Fat Louie's where his other musical endeavour DICK NASTY will be launching their 4th album the very same night!

Fun activity: make your own DIY Waiting Room Birthday mashup by playing the following videos at the same time. Guaranteed to sound amazing*.





* (claim may be false.)

S-A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! NIGHT!

We will be (s)warming the stage for this fine event at the HI-FI bar on Saturday night.

Why not pop along after the Dollarbar/Little Lovers tape launch at Tym's?

Tickets

Magnificent Sevens

Seven Inch Samurais! 
Undead Apes will feature in both the Mere Noise Records and Tym guitars 7inch clubs subscribe here here and here! 
(edit all profits from Mere Noise singles club go to charity!!)

Funeral Home

Here's a recording of our new song Funeral Home, featuring vocals by Lisa from Pastel Blaze, from our show with Useless Children last night (what an awesome evening!) It'll be out on a 7" real soon, and we've got a bunch of other stuff in the pipeline too. Stay tuned for more details.

USELESS CHILDREN!

https://www.facebook.com/events/170437943091152/

Obits

This weekend OBITS!
http://zoo.oztix.com.au/default.aspx?Event=27354

Working Titles

Studio time booked, songs (kinda) written. Will have 1, 2 or maybe 3 things out by the end of the year. If you wanna hear some new stuff come to the Zoo Sun Aug 26th. OBITS!!!!!!!

monos muertos vivientes con pequeñas arañas

Our good pals TINY SPIDERS have just released an awesome new LP, and we'll be helping them launch it at the Waiting Room on Friday August 3. Golden Bats and Green Nose are playing too, and it's all ages and BYO. Good times!

Why not take advantage of the magic of e-commerce and order a copy of their LP at their bandcamp?